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April Fool SMS and Jokes Messages
Dil ki mumtaj ho tum
Najneen hushn malin, nakhraye saaj ho tum,
Dilkash mohabbat ka, hasin andaaj ho tum,
Kyun raaz se raaz ka raaz ho tum,
Taj nahin mere dil ki MUMTAJ ho tum.
Submitted by : Harvir Singh
Meri chai thandi ho jaati hai
Hi Good Morning!
Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.
Submitted by : admin
Think of yourself
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds …
Open ur eyes!
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 secs in thinking of a
fool
Submitted by : Hania
Tum sa koi dushara
Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi….
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
Submitted by : admin
If you are very sad
If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand,
take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From
Submitted by : admin
Your own stupid
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be …
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? … your Own Stupid!!!
Submitted by : admin
Your girlfriend is:
Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
Submitted by : admin
You are one of the most
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Submitted by : admin
You are a GHONCHU..
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...
Submitted by : admin
Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp
Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.
Submitted by : admin
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
Submitted by : admin
When ur life is in darkness
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL
Submitted by : admin
When u feel sad, to cheer
When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
Submitted by : admin
Aishwarya Rai messaged me!
When are you going to marry me?
I can’t live without you.
I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.