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April Fool SMS and Jokes Messages
Guys and Gals
This world is too small and is divided into two parts:
“Guys and Gals”.
Guys want to be with “your name” and gals want to be like “your name”.
Plz start teeth brushing regularly
Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death?
Save the world… so plz start teeth brushing regularly
Dilse karu to shayad aapko khusi hogi
Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi,
Har din karu to pareshani hogi,
Kabhi bhi na karu to kanjusi hogi,
Par dilse karu to shayad apko khusi hogi. Hui na??
Let me kiss ur lips
Let me kiss ur lips,
Let me feel ur teeth,
Let me feel ur tongue
SMILE!
This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, twice a day Everyday.
I’m still the same
Those sparkling eyes
That amazing face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The cheerful talk
Charming stud
I’m still the same
hw r u?…wts up?
Benefits of kissing
Benefits of Kissing:
- Changes taste
- Burns Calories
- Lips never go dry
- Relieves Stress
- Makes face muscles strong
So KEEP KISSING
No matter how high the sky is
No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU….
They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS
Jo tum se shadi karey
Aaj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga
Mujh se shadi karlo, tum ko sawab ho ga
(Jo tum se shadi karey, wus ka dimaagh kharaab ho ga)
What’s the big deal?
Dil hai tera dariyaa, Aankhen hain teri Jheel
So my darling … What’s The Big-Deal?
Hum to yuhin mar jayenge
Paathar kyon marti ho paahad par do,
Hum to yuhin mar jayenge ek baar aankh mar do.
Mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya?
John: Hey bhagwan mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya, jhahan bhi jata hun ladkiya pareshan karti hai.
Bhajwan: Agar tu itna pareshan hai to (your name) kitna pareshan hoga.
Ek zid hamari
Ek adaa aapki dil churane ki,
Ek adaa aapki dil mein bas jane ki,
Ek chehra aapka chand sa,
Ek zid hamari chand pane ki.
Aaj mein ek baat keh kar rahoon ga
Aaj mein tum se ek baat keh kar rahoon ga.
Woh yeh hai ke:
I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE Y
I LOVE YO
I LOVE YOugart especially with rice
Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye
Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,
Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.
Apno ke shurwat aap se hote hai
Phool ke shurwat kali se hote hai,
Zindage ke shurwat pyar se hote hai
Pyar ke shurwat apno se hote hai
Apno ke shurwat aap se hote hai