April Fool SMS and Jokes Messages

Apno ke shurwat aap se hote hai

Phool ke shurwat kali se hote hai,
Zindage ke shurwat pyar se hote hai
Pyar ke shurwat apno se hote hai
Apno ke shurwat aap se hote hai


Guys and Gals

This world is too small and is divided into two parts:
“Guys and Gals”.

Guys want to be with “your name” and gals want to be like “your name”.


Plz start teeth brushing regularly

Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death?
Save the world… so plz start teeth brushing regularly


Dilse karu to shayad aapko khusi hogi

Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi,
Har din karu to pareshani hogi,
Kabhi bhi na karu to kanjusi hogi,
Par dilse karu to shayad apko khusi hogi. Hui na??


Let me kiss ur lips

Let me kiss ur lips,
Let me feel ur teeth,
Let me feel ur tongue
SMILE!
This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, twice a day Everyday.


I’m still the same

Those sparkling eyes
That amazing face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The cheerful talk
Charming stud
I’m still the same
hw r u?…wts up?


Benefits of kissing

Benefits of Kissing:
- Changes taste
- Burns Calories
- Lips never go dry
- Relieves Stress
- Makes face muscles strong
So KEEP KISSING


No matter how high the sky is

No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU….
They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS


Jo tum se shadi karey

Aaj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga
Mujh se shadi karlo, tum ko sawab ho ga
(Jo tum se shadi karey, wus ka dimaagh kharaab ho ga)


What’s the big deal?

Dil hai tera dariyaa, Aankhen hain teri Jheel
So my darling … What’s The Big-Deal?


Hum to yuhin mar jayenge

Paathar kyon marti ho paahad par do,
Hum to yuhin mar jayenge ek baar aankh mar do.


Mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya?

John: Hey bhagwan mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya, jhahan bhi jata hun ladkiya pareshan karti hai.

Bhajwan: Agar tu itna pareshan hai to (your name) kitna pareshan hoga.


Ek zid hamari

Ek adaa aapki dil churane ki,
Ek adaa aapki dil mein bas jane ki,
Ek chehra aapka chand sa,
Ek zid hamari chand pane ki.


Aaj mein ek baat keh kar rahoon ga

Aaj mein tum se ek baat keh kar rahoon ga.

Woh yeh hai ke:

I

I L

I LO

I LOV

I LOVE

I LOVE Y

I LOVE YO

I LOVE YOugart especially with rice


Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye

Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,
Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.


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