April Fool SMS and Jokes Messages

Abe khajur

Abe khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe sade hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue am,
Circus ke retired bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai!


Vo reshmi baalo vali

Vo reshmi baalo vali,
Bhuri aankho vali,
Komal hatho or naram pero vali,
Matki hui andhere me,
Tumhare pass aayegi aur dhire se,
Bolegi.., “Miyaaau”…


He took me from a bar

He took me from a bar,
He took me in his car,
He took my top off,
He puts his lips on mine,
but don”t worry,

“I”m a bottle of wine!”


Woh hamare zindagi mein

Woh hamare zindagi mein,
Kuch is tara aaye,
Jaise hare bhare khate mein,
Moti bhains ghus aaye…


Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho

Ek hawa ka jhoka sa aaya,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Darwaze par kisi ki aahat se hue,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Ab tum he bataoo,
Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho.


Dekhte nahi busy hoon

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Excuse me! kya dekh rahe ho?
Dekhte nahi busy hoon.
line-maar rahi hoon!


Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai

Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai
Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai!


Har miss ko kiss kiya

Kiss kisi ki mahphil me,
Kiss kisi ne kiss kisi ko kiss kiya.
Ek hum hai jisne her kiss ko miss kiya,
Aur ek aap hai jisne har miss ko kiss kiya.


Hum mind blowing hai

Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye, Mind me nahi
Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai
Kyonki hum mind blowing hai


Khud apni saanson ko rok paoge kaise

Dur humse jaa paoge kaise,
Humko bhool paoge kaise,
Hum woh khushbu hai jo saanson mein utar jaye,
Khud apni saanson ko rok paoge kaise?


Yeh pagal tumhara deewana hai

Kaun kehta hai dil pagal hai
Pagalpan to sirf aik bahana hai
Aik bar hans kar muskura kar to dekho
Yeh pagal tumhara deewana hai


Enough about me how r u?

Those seductive eyes
Those kissable lips
Dat sexy smile
Saucy ass
Da perfect tlk
Enuf abt me hw r u?


Kam se kam 1 missed call hee maar de

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de


Jiski mujko talaash hai

Nazar nazar mei har nazar mei
Ek nazar ki talaash hai,
Par yeh nazar woh nazar nahi
Jiski mujko talaash hai


Baby, please keep on smiling

Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.


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