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April Fool SMS and Jokes Messages
Vo reshmi baalo vali
Vo reshmi baalo vali,
Bhuri aankho vali,
Komal hatho or naram pero vali,
Matki hui andhere me,
Tumhare pass aayegi aur dhire se,
Bolegi.., “Miyaaau”…
He took me from a bar
He took me from a bar,
He took me in his car,
He took my top off,
He puts his lips on mine,
but don”t worry,
“I”m a bottle of wine!”
Woh hamare zindagi mein
Woh hamare zindagi mein,
Kuch is tara aaye,
Jaise hare bhare khate mein,
Moti bhains ghus aaye…
Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho
Ek hawa ka jhoka sa aaya,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Darwaze par kisi ki aahat se hue,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Ab tum he bataoo,
Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho.
Dekhte nahi busy hoon
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Excuse me! kya dekh rahe ho?
Dekhte nahi busy hoon.
line-maar rahi hoon!
Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai
Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai
Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai!
Har miss ko kiss kiya
Kiss kisi ki mahphil me,
Kiss kisi ne kiss kisi ko kiss kiya.
Ek hum hai jisne her kiss ko miss kiya,
Aur ek aap hai jisne har miss ko kiss kiya.
Hum mind blowing hai
Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye, Mind me nahi
Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai
Kyonki hum mind blowing hai
Khud apni saanson ko rok paoge kaise
Dur humse jaa paoge kaise,
Humko bhool paoge kaise,
Hum woh khushbu hai jo saanson mein utar jaye,
Khud apni saanson ko rok paoge kaise?
Yeh pagal tumhara deewana hai
Kaun kehta hai dil pagal hai
Pagalpan to sirf aik bahana hai
Aik bar hans kar muskura kar to dekho
Yeh pagal tumhara deewana hai
Enough about me how r u?
Those seductive eyes
Those kissable lips
Dat sexy smile
Saucy ass
Da perfect tlk
Enuf abt me hw r u?
Kam se kam 1 missed call hee maar de
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
Jiski mujko talaash hai
Nazar nazar mei har nazar mei
Ek nazar ki talaash hai,
Par yeh nazar woh nazar nahi
Jiski mujko talaash hai
Baby, please keep on smiling
Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.
Abe khajur
Abe khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe sade hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue am,
Circus ke retired bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai!