Teacher : Mudhal masam january ! rendavathu masam Febuary! Pathavathu masam enna? Student: Delivary teacher.

TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM? ORU SPOON "CEMENT" PODANUM.

Super Punch: Athigama ?Makeup? podura ponnum.. Romba nala tea kadaila thongra ?BANNUM? nalla irundhatha sarithirame illay.

School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam ... Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?

Sachin century Adicha. "Stadum Full". Rajini padam Nadicha. "Theatre Full" Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga
"INBOX FULL"

Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?

Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu? Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.

Parthiban: Banna evlo? Vadivalu:Onnu 1 rupee Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha? Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhan varum. Parthiban:40 paisa thola vachukittu palatha kudu.

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?

One day sardarji buy a ?kaadhal? flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see ?jillunu oru kadhal? film

Naragathil yeman and man. MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren how much paise? YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE.

Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai
Aanal en ?IDAYAM? Rojavaivida Alaganadu En theriuma? Athil neeum un Natoum iruppathal

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!

Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach? Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies. Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach. When you eat second that's not empty stomach. Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend. Sardar: How many idlies c

Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..