Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.

Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.

Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.

Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.

Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.

Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.

Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.

Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.

Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?

Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

Why does a nun never wears a bra ? ............ God supports everything...

Why does a nun never wears a bra ? ............ God supports everything...

Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?