Whenever i look at my palms, i always stare at which of those tiny cute little cris cross lines made me so lucky to have sumone like U..!

When v were kids, v cudnt wait 2 grow up n Fall in Luv.... Now that we r grown up, we realise tht wounded knees were easier 2 heal than broken hearts...!!

When u propose2a grl, its Direct Marketng When u call her, its Tele Marketin When she walks 2u, its Brand Recognition
When she slaps u, its customer feedback

WhEn U NEED SOME1.. 2 B ThERE 4 U I WlLL
J@St SiT.. (><)(>"<) RighT ( ) ( ) BsiDE (,)(,)( )U! HEY! MoVE A LITTLE biT.. Your bum is too big!

When U get this SMS send it to 1 person U luv 1 person U hate 1 U always think of & 1 U wishes 2 kill . Now keep guessing Y I sent it 2 YOU *

When u f?ll ? need 2 be c?rried,c?ll me ! When u r h?rt ? need ? sh?ulder 2 cry, c?ll me ! 1 d?y when u c?ll ? i d?n't ?nswer c?me fast.... m?y be i need ?

When u find a DREAM inside ur heart..don't ever let it go..Coz dreams r the tiny seeds from which beautiful tomorrow grows..HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DREAM TONITE

When nights r long & freinds r few i sit alone & think of u with a lonely heart & a silent tear all i want is u to be here...................

When I was born SHAITAN said,"OH,SHIT ANOTHER GOOD SOUL ON EARTH." When U vr born SHAITAN said,"OH SHIT, COMPETITION."

When a wife was asked - What book do you like the best? She answers - My husband's cheque book.

Whatever is beautiful, Whatever is meaningful, Whatever gives u happiness,may all that be yours-2day,2morrow & 4ever.

What w"d U do if.. U lose me one day? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? haan,haan tusi taa Laddu wandoge. Mainu sab pata hai.

What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that you feel when you meet them, but the emptiness you feel when they r not around!

What is the diff between a HOOK in cricket and a HOOK Of bra 1 sends the BALL out of the boundary and the other keeps the BALLS Within the boundary

What did God said after creating the First NEEGRO ......Aaila ..... YEH TOH JAL GAYA.