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Wish Y?U ,.**., ? (
Wish Y?U ,.**., ? ( '_' ) C??l (,l:l,) M?rning, ? w?rmN??N D?Y, & ? G?LD?N
S?N S?T. B? happy, its ? b???t?f?l d?y & its me wishng u take care
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WIFE:What will U Give Me if
WIFE:What will U Give Me if I successfully climb and reach the top of The great MOUNT EVEREST.....? ................ HUSBAND: "Dhakkaa"
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Wife:mai tang aagi tusi
Wife:mai tang aagi tusi hamesha MERA GHAR,MERI CAR,MERA BETA,bas MERA MERA he karde ho kadi SADDA v keha karo,te hun labhi ki ja rahe ho. HUSBAND: "SADDA KACHA"
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Wife to maid: I Think my
Wife to maid: I Think my husband 's having an affair with his secretary. Maid: you 're only saying it to make me jealous.
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Wife to 2nd husband:see
Wife to 2nd husband:see that's my 1st hubby at the bar, he has been drinking since I left him 7 years ago! Husband: nonsense, no one can celebrate that long!
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Why Indian husbands r
Why Indian husbands r called silver and American as gold.b'coz Indian wives call their husbands as Ag and Americans as Au.
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Why does a man marry?Becoz
Why does a man marry?Becoz romance is not the only element of life. You should also face horror, terror & tragedy.
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Who has seen most boobs in
Who has seen most boobs in the world? Ans:Gandhiji, because most of indian currency have his photo on it & in india the safest locker is womens blouse.
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Whn u send sms <(",)/ )) /
Whn u send sms <(",)/ )) / > <(.")> (( >> (",)/ <)) << <(.")> (( < > (",) <))> >> (",)/ < )) / > My Dil Goes hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
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Whiskey+pani= nasha
Whiskey+pani= nasha rum+pani= nasha vodka+pani= nasha.. gin+pani= nasha So the moral of the story is that Water is injurious to health......
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Where words fail action
Where words fail action speaks,Whr action fails eyes speak,Whr eyes fail tears speak,Whr tears fail hrt speaks,Whr hrt fails Phir kya! KHALLAS!None can speak!
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Whenever you share goodness
Whenever you share goodness from your heart, You always end up winning. Because life is an echo, it gives u back watever u have given Have a nice day
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Whenever U share the
Whenever U share the Goodness in Your heart,u always end up WINNING HEARTS because LIFE IS AN ECHO It gives back what U have given!
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Whenever u feel like
Whenever u feel like studying, just sit down, relax, take a deep breath until that dangerous feeling goes away!!!...........................................
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woman (2 woman) Jab tum sex
woman (2 woman) Jab tum sex karti ho to kya apne husband se baat karna pasand karti ho? She rplid : agar phone nazdeek pada ho to kar bhi leti hoon.