Yeh sulagta jism, Yeh kamp kapate honth, Yeh tharthrata hua badan, Yeh garam sanse, mujhe pahle hi pata tha yeh malariya hi hai......!!

Yeh Hamari National Health SERVICE hai Isme hum Aapjaise logo ko adhi raat utha kar SUSU karna yad karate hai taki apka bed gila na ho! SUSU karke so jaiye.

Yeh armaan to kaanch ke tukde hai,jo dil ki zamin par bikhre hai.... inko mat chhedo ke zakhm itne gehre hai, kyuki in par aaj bhi kisi ki yaad ke pehre hai.

Year 1927
Aug 16 th Evening 07:48 NOTHING HAPPENED.Tussi aapna kam karo!

Ye mera ye mera ye mera ye mera
ye mera ye mera ye mera ye mera ye mera style hai disturb karne ka..

YE DUA HAI MERI TUM KHUSH RHO SADA HSTE RHOPAL PAL KHUSHIAN MILAIN TUM AUR HASO BAS HSTE RHO MERA KYA HAI LOG TUMHE HI PAGAL KAHENGE

Yamraj took pandit on tour to hell there he saw gandhi dancing with diana Pandit askd yam..ehdi saza ini majedar kyon? yam rep: panditji
saza ta diana nu hai

Yaad aap bhi hume karte hain,yaad hum bhi aapko karte hain bus fark sirf itna hai,ki hum yaad karke msg. karte hain or aap msg padh ke yaad karte hain.

Y a man carryz his wife's photo in d wallet? COZ whnever he faces trouble,sees d photo thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything!.

w?rds begin with.. A B C nUmbers begin with.. 1 2 3 mUsic begins with.. s re gbUt frendship begins with.. HUM TUM !

Worried mother gives her daughter a pack of condoms b4 a hot date. Girl laughs and hugs her mother. Times hv changed, Mum. .......... I'm dating Anita.

Workers discuss football! Managers discuss tennis! Top bosses discuss snooker,CEOs discuss golf!
Moral of the Story: Higher you go smaller your balls become!

Women's Tennis is more complicated 'coz with every shot, 3 balls bounce...n U re in a dilemma which one of dem to admire at..

Women's english NO=yes MAY BE=no WE NEED=i want! WE NEED 2TALK=i want 2complain! AM I FAT?=tell me am i beautiful? DO U LUV ME?=i'm goin 2ask 4 somthin xpensiv!

Women r like computers.. as soon as u commit to one u realize that,if u had waited a little longer u could have had a better model.