Money ressembles fat... there is plenty of it, but always in the wrong places.

Monday is one seventh of your life!

Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

Love is blind, ladies' underwear is braille

Love based on beauty, dies along with the beauty.

Love based on beauty, dies along with the beauty.

Light is faster than sound. That is why people look intelligent, until you hear them speak.

Life is like toilet paper, long and usefull !!!!

Life is like toilet paper, long and usefull !!!!

Life is hard, learn from the mistakes of others and not of your own mistakes !

Life is hard, learn from the mistakes of others and not of your own mistakes !

Life is hard, but the front of a train is harder...

Life is hard, but the front of a train is harder...

Learn to live every moment of happiness, are never too busy to receive or give love.

Learn to live every moment of happiness, are never too busy to receive or give love.