Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,
Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.

Dosti insaan ki zarurat hai,
Dil pe dosti ki hukumat hai.
Aaz socha tha aap ko jawab kya bheju,
Aap jaise logon ko gulab kya bhejun.

Mausam Mast hai,
Mahol Jabardast hai…
Socha phone karke,
Have a nice day Keh du.
Pata Chala ke
“Iss route ki sabhi line vyast hai.”

I’m in a mission,
Mission 2 forget U,
Mission 2 never talk to U,
Mission 2 break our friendship,
U know what is my mission’s name?

Mission Impossible!!!

I want you to know our friendship means a lot:
If you cry then I cry,
If you laugh then I laugh,
If you jump out the window,
I look down then…I laugh again.

Its monsoon and I’m sure U must be very happy,
U must be feeling like going out,
getting dressed, sing songs, splash water,
And find someone special. Right?
Every frog feels the same!!!!

If you need advice,
Text me.
If you need a friend,
Call me.
If you need me,
Come to me.
If you need money,
Subscriber cannot be reached!!!

Har khushi ko teri taraf mod du,
Tere liye chand tare tod du,
Khushiyon k darwaze ter liye khol du,
Ek bar tu hans k dikha,
Tere sare “Daant” tod du.

Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahi kartay,
Yeh dosti ka rishta aap say hai,
Warna itnay sms hum kisi ko kiya nahi kartay.

1 Message received,
1 Nice person sent it,
1 Bakra is reading it,
Bakra is angry now
Bakra is still reading,
Bakra now forward this message to another bakra.

Dur say he majboor sahi paar yaad tumhare aati hai,

Jab saans wahan par leti ho toh baad boo yahan tak aati hai.

Namaskar, mujhe sms kehte hai,
Mujhe moorakh padte hai,
Ullu forward karte hai,
Gadhe delete karte hai,
Aur monkey log save karte hai,
Aap kya karne wale ho.

Ek hum hain ke kitnay sweet hain.
Ek aap hain ke kitnay cute hain.
Ek aap hain ke kitnay lovely hain.
Ek hum hain ke jhoot pe jhoot bol rahay hain.

Haqeekat samjho ya fasana,
Apna samjho ya begana,
Suno dil ka afsana,
Ki garmi bahut hain,
Din mein teen baar nahana.

Aankho mein “SHARAFAT”
Chaal mein “NAJAKAT”
Dil mein “SACHCHAI”
Aur chehre mein “SAFAI”
Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko “Bhai”.