Katrina ki tea me 1 Machchar gira,
Us nahi Pata aur usne peeli
Machchar k Baap ne kuch kaha aur vo Behosh ho gayi.
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kaha-Tumhare pet me Mera Bachcha he.

Bhikari: amma roti do.
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- Dadi: Abhi roti banayi nhi hai, bad mai ana.
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- Bhikari: ye mera mobile no.
Hai Miss Call De dena jab tayyar ho jaye
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- Bhikari rocks.
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- Dadi:Aray baba mere pas balance nai,
mai facebook par status update kar dungi.
Usay check karky aa jana.
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- Dadi double rocks.

Santa ki maa: 20 saal tk meri koi aulad nahi hui.
Media: Fir apnr kya kiya
Maa: fir main 21 saal ki hui to papa ne meri
shadi karadi fir jake santa Hua.

Boy said to Girl- Aa mere dil me aaja.
Girl replied- Chappal utaroo kya?
Boy- Chal pagli ye koi mandir thode hi h aise hi aaja.

Boy : may I kiss u?
Girl : No
Boy again : May I kiss u?
Girl : No.. Boy desperately
asks :PLEASEEEEE
MAY I KISS U?
Girl : Kutte, kaminey...
Teacher thodi naa hoon jo permission
maang raha hai ZABARDASTI nahin Kar sakta kya ?

Bhikhari To Manmohan- 1Rs de do baba roti khani he
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Manmohan- 1000Rs dunga pahle ye bata hmari sarkar
k hote hue !!!
1Rs me roti de kaun
raha he.

ek ladka-ladki hotel m gaye,
waiter- kya loge?
ldki- sabjio wali gujia.
waiter- what??
ladka- village ki h sali,
SAMOSA maang rai h.

Shadi ke bad dusre din Parul apni dady se:Meri
unse ladai ho gayie!
Dady:Shadi mein jhagde toh hote rehte hai fikar mat karo.
Parul: Woh toh thik hai par ab LAASH ka kya karu.

Babu market jata hai underwear kharid karne.
Babu: Yeh kitne ka hai?
Dokandar: Rs 600.
Kanjoos Babu: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.

Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya.
Trunk pe likha tha Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai,
156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao,
trunk khul jayegi.
Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.
Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat
se vishwas uth gaya hai!